The Old Town had two fancy art exhibitions today — Banksy for 14.50 euros and Salvador Dalí for a whopping 28.50. Yeah, nah… I didn’t go.
For that kind of money, I could buy myself another omelette and a coffee — and let’s be honest, Dalí’s clocks will still be melting next year. I stood out front, snapped a photo of the poster, and told myself that was enough culture for one day.